Joys of pillion riding

Ohhh the joys of pillion riding..You can do so much when you dont have to take all the trouble to drive in Bangalore traffic where the snail pace of vehicles careening through narrow lanes gives you the thrills of Michael Schumacher driving on the dirt tracks of Monza.

Your hands are free to do what they want ;-)..you can put your mouth to good use..for talking/yapping..smoking.you can even put your body weight to good effect..
You can ogle at beautiful damsels riding by your side without having to worry about what the "driver" is looking at!!If the driver is a beautiful damsel herself,there are so many other things that can be done.
(Leave it up to the reader's imagination to think of all the xtreme possibilities!!Expert comments most welcome.)