Bush's 9/11
In response to yesterday's reports carried prominently in newspapers about 70 odd researchers in US claiming that 9/11 bombings was an act perpetrated not by Al-Qaeda, but was the handiwork of the Bush government to carry out attacks on Afghanistan,Iraq and Iran, comes today's headlines of Al-Jazeera television showing exclusive footages of Osama Bin Laden and his proteges praying for the success of the holy "jihad", purportedly just a few days before the horrendous attacks. Naturally,anyone would be inclined to believe the events based on circumstantial evidence..so too am I.
Surmise those scientists are supposedly on the payrolls of Iranian President Ahmedijinad, who would anyday prefer Bush's balls than the bombs which the Army he commands hurls.They would probably display Bush's balls(I'm (S)excited wondering how would they look like live on Al-Jazeera??) and castrate him in public,but sadly their evil intentions were not to be realised.
I have some "out-of-the-box" innovative ideas to help them realise their unfulfilled dreams,some of which I would like to dissiminate.
--Employ some Muslim hunk( someone on the lines of Hakla"SRK" or apna Sallu bhai) "patao" one,the other or both(sorry no "None of the above" options are available) his twin prized assets..I mean his daughters..Cause a rift/daraar in the happy family.."Emotional blackmailing" of a father of two nubile,unmarried and beautiful daughters will do the remaining.
A similar course of action can be followed with Bush's wife and Bush's personal secretary.
--Have Bush's doggie pee on Tony's better half while the two heads of state are engaged in bilateral talks on which country to nuke next..No man can tolerate injustice meted out on such a "delicate issue" to his wife,however bitchy she mite be..Bush's dog should exercise discretion to decide on whom to "relieve" himself, however unworthy.(sic!!)
--Have POTUS (for those who don't read Grisham/Archer/Forsyth novels, or those few who read the Epilogue before the Prologue,it stands for President Of The United States) eat a pretzel..He'll have the fall of his life!!
--Make Bush drink a lot at one of Himesh's nasal presentations(its hard to decide which one of God's song or the alcohol will be more intoxicating)..Old habits die hard,if they ever die!!Do all you can think of when he's "tun(n)ed".
As for me,thats all my taxed-after-a-hectic-day-at-work-doing-f%^king-nothing can think of at the moment.Need to recharge my batteries with the weekend's refreshing break..Sparing you all till then.
Surmise those scientists are supposedly on the payrolls of Iranian President Ahmedijinad, who would anyday prefer Bush's balls than the bombs which the Army he commands hurls.They would probably display Bush's balls(I'm (S)excited wondering how would they look like live on Al-Jazeera??) and castrate him in public,but sadly their evil intentions were not to be realised.
I have some "out-of-the-box" innovative ideas to help them realise their unfulfilled dreams,some of which I would like to dissiminate.
--Employ some Muslim hunk( someone on the lines of Hakla"SRK" or apna Sallu bhai) "patao" one,the other or both(sorry no "None of the above" options are available) his twin prized assets..I mean his daughters..Cause a rift/daraar in the happy family.."Emotional blackmailing" of a father of two nubile,unmarried and beautiful daughters will do the remaining.
A similar course of action can be followed with Bush's wife and Bush's personal secretary.
--Have Bush's doggie pee on Tony's better half while the two heads of state are engaged in bilateral talks on which country to nuke next..No man can tolerate injustice meted out on such a "delicate issue" to his wife,however bitchy she mite be..Bush's dog should exercise discretion to decide on whom to "relieve" himself, however unworthy.(sic!!)
--Have POTUS (for those who don't read Grisham/Archer/Forsyth novels, or those few who read the Epilogue before the Prologue,it stands for President Of The United States) eat a pretzel..He'll have the fall of his life!!
--Make Bush drink a lot at one of Himesh's nasal presentations(its hard to decide which one of God's song or the alcohol will be more intoxicating)..Old habits die hard,if they ever die!!Do all you can think of when he's "tun(n)ed".
As for me,thats all my taxed-after-a-hectic-day-at-work-doing-f%^king-nothing can think of at the moment.Need to recharge my batteries with the weekend's refreshing break..Sparing you all till then.
posted by Rahul @ 9/08/2006 07:29:00 PM
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