Butt of all jokes

Two news items caught my interest in TOI today.
The first concerned Penelope Cruz prefering not to remove her fake bottoms after shooting for a film "Volver"(directed by two-time Oscar winner,Pedro Almodvar),in which her role "demanded" her to have artificial buttocks.
The second involved Victoria Beckham..In one of her shoots with hubby David where her posterior/pichwada(now better known as "Chandigarh" courtesy KJo) seems to be "enhanced",she claims she was sticking her butt out to give the impression of her not having a 24" waist which would put any teen to shame.

What's with the butt?"But" naturally, a lot since it seems to be making headlines all the time.Fardeen Khan goes live on "Just Pooja" claiming Kareena has a great ass!!(Social activist,Maneka Gandhi should take up cudgels on behalf of the much maligned breed(s) of animals on which different parts of the human anatomy have been named..would not delve further coz decency restrains my "pure-as-Ganges" soul!!At last count,she had only 18 pets to care for,which includes no ass!!)

Readers query me as to why Dada(of Maggi noodles and 100m race fame) and Hakla(of MHN-K3G-KANK fame) appear to be the "butt" of all my sarcasm in almost all my blog posts..Simple,coz they don't deserve any be(u)tt-er!!Both are immensely popular in their respective "spheres",were great performers at the prime of their careers..but dont seem to comprehend when they should "gracefully bow down" before everyone kicks their a@#$...and kick very hard.

Note:BTW,I feel both have great but!$..No pun intended.