Chinese Funerals
A few days back,TOINS carried the news of strippers being called to funerals in a province in China..How I wish I could witness one of those!!Ostensibly done in the belief that the larger congregation at a person's funeral, the happier the "late" person would be..The person I believe was a little too "late" to witness the spectacle of dancing funeral-strippers while still alive.
The old days of women being hired for someone's funeral to beat their chests and wail loudly are long gone by(This practice was called Rudaali if I'm right.)Everybody now loves to have a "high" even at funerals.
Then, it struck my demented, perverted imagination!! There have also been recent reports about dead people "rising" from their graves..Guess the dancing strippers gave him a "rise", a stiff..Unable to bear, persons have risen from their graves like the proverbial Phoenix from the ashes.
This practice can be put to good use to determine whether a person has really gone to hell or not..If the dead gets a stiff, he is feigning to be dead just to have strippers dancing at his so called funeral, otherwise he's really down six feet buried under the ground.
The witnesses must have had a gr88 time..How they wished more ppl went their heavenly abode more frequently,especially in China whose population is gexploding by the second..Wish it could be followed in India too coz India is also fast catching up with China in all regards.
Who the f&^*ing hell in the world cares about the deceased, lets have a bird-watching feast, ogle at beautiful strippers and then go home talking about the funeral..the more the merrier.
P.S: The comments expressed here do not mean to hurt any section, strata(General,OBC,Special OBC and what not categories included) of society..No intent to any sex, creed, nationality is sincerely intended.
But if still one does get offended, u can go to hell..atleast before you do so,kindly remember to invite me to your funeral..You'll always know that you've made atleast one person happy even after you left this big,bad world.
Cheers!!
The old days of women being hired for someone's funeral to beat their chests and wail loudly are long gone by(This practice was called Rudaali if I'm right.)Everybody now loves to have a "high" even at funerals.
Then, it struck my demented, perverted imagination!! There have also been recent reports about dead people "rising" from their graves..Guess the dancing strippers gave him a "rise", a stiff..Unable to bear, persons have risen from their graves like the proverbial Phoenix from the ashes.
This practice can be put to good use to determine whether a person has really gone to hell or not..If the dead gets a stiff, he is feigning to be dead just to have strippers dancing at his so called funeral, otherwise he's really down six feet buried under the ground.
The witnesses must have had a gr88 time..How they wished more ppl went their heavenly abode more frequently,especially in China whose population is gexploding by the second..Wish it could be followed in India too coz India is also fast catching up with China in all regards.
Who the f&^*ing hell in the world cares about the deceased, lets have a bird-watching feast, ogle at beautiful strippers and then go home talking about the funeral..the more the merrier.
P.S: The comments expressed here do not mean to hurt any section, strata(General,OBC,Special OBC and what not categories included) of society..No intent to any sex, creed, nationality is sincerely intended.
But if still one does get offended, u can go to hell..atleast before you do so,kindly remember to invite me to your funeral..You'll always know that you've made atleast one person happy even after you left this big,bad world.
Cheers!!
posted by Rahul @ 8/30/2006 08:24:00 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:56 AM,
Rahul said…
Thanx Navneet 4 ur comment,u made my day..hope no one ever tells u to go to hell coz I want all of that fun!!
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