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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Rakhi's gift at Mika's birthday

The recent liplock controversy featuring Rakhi Sawant and Mika reflected Page3 journalism at its best(or worst??).The voluptuous,curvaceous,bootylicious starlet was kissed forcibly by the birthday boy Mika,brother of Daler Mehndi(the one singer who has 3 things up!! at any given point of time while dancing,either both his hands and one leg or both his legs and one hand,and who was caught pants down in illegal human trafficking case in the not very distant past).

The entire spectacle,footage of which was shown innumerable times live on National TV was eyeball grabbing..Rakhi arrived "fully" clad in a halter,backless top and mini-skirt (I dont remember what she wore below her bosom as my eyes were riveted to her vital assets!).She kissed Mika on the cheeks and splashed cake on his face..Guess Mika remembered some pondy videos where they do similar acts and in the "heat" of the moment,he grabbed "Rakhi behen" and smooched her..When she tried to move away,the "sawan-mein-lag-gayi-aag" star caught her hair and didnt let go until he was "satiated"..Perfect birthday present I would anyday give a leg (or mouth in this case) for.

This was too much for sati-savitri Rakhi who left in a huff.When she returned,she was accosted by her so-called brothers and friends,who were thrashed black and blue by Tiger,a 7-feet giant of a man and Mika's bodyguard in full view of the news-hungry media.(Being the daughter of an army-officer,I hope she could have done better than looking helplessly while her friends were being kicked).

When Rakhi was asked later about the matter,she affirmed that what clothes she wore was her choice,and wearing leaving-nothing-to-imagination attire (or nothing at all for that matter!!) was no excuse for taking her to be "easy",She was still a sushil Indian nari at heart..BTW,she was recently in the press regarding her stage-show in Gujarat where she was alleged to be shaking her booty while being inappropriately dressed..Pity those ogling front-benchers who would have had an eyeful,hoping for more when the Sangh Pariwar arrived..People love to watch her on TV dancing to "Mohabbat Hai Mirchi" but becomes too hot to handle in flesh and skin!!

But no publicity is bad publicity..May their tribe increase, and we starved souls have some more eye-candy to witness.

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