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My penury has forced me to take this extreme of extreme steps..The last nine months ever since I'm back to gud,old Bangalore have left me financially unstable (and hence mentally unstable too!!)..God knows when this state of monetary ruin will improve for the worse.
Pending Credit card bills,"raajsi shauks",behemothian pagdis to landlords in bangalore have left me dry and sundry with no cash left from the first day of the month.Returning loans to friends so that they can lend me again after a couple of months is what I've been doing these last few months.(Still, friends are willing to lend me ha ha ha ha ha ha)
I was thinking of the option of some sort of "e-begging"..Ppl who care to visit my shi%%y blog can donate their hard-earned cash,besides their precious time in spreading the word of my penury..Some enterprising soul may send a mail to his pals taking pity and lo..Gradually through chain fwds,I'll be the most talked about beggar in cyberspace!!

All you netizens,rise and awake in my support.
For any donations (not loans mind you!!),plz send your bank account details to rahul.kr@gmail.com

Shaadi Se Pehle

I hate the predicament in which God has conspired to land me in..I now fall in that age bracket where I feel I still have years of uninhibited freedom left for me, while all elders, close and far feel its the right time for me to tie the knot..So,the first question that stares me in the face is "When r u marrying?"..I feel like blabbering "Please leave me as I am".

I feel so happy to be in the "single" state as of now..flirting,having a whale of a time in general..But seems everybody wants to get me (or my life ,to speak in the larger sense) screwed Big time..Please spare me this "as of now"..

The other day I was home after only two and a half years..and everybody had the same gospel for me "you should get married now!!"..Being a "shy" boy, I kept my F&*(ing mouth shut but you know what, deep inside I felt like #$%^^&*()...........I've pledged not to go home for the next two years at least,on the assumption that people would spare me,poor soul till that time "at least"..

I was at my maternal uncle's place alongwith my dearest Papa..Some "door ke rishtedaar" had also dropped in..and the issue of my "impending conjugal bliss" naturally did crop up.You wouldn't believe how spontaneously all elders present there found one or more acquaintances who were willing to marry off their daughter.

I shudder at the thought of that poor soul who will be married off to a shithead like me!!God, help her.

Signing off(not out!!)
Rahul

Up in smoke

Its been a looooooooong 4 days and 3 nights since I "last" "quit smoking"!!Can u believe it??I quit smoking before not a long time ago( My new Year 2006 resolution was the same),but it lasted only 2 days and 3 nights!! he he he he
Its been 4 days of absolute self-control from my side..no sutta breaks in office,just sitting idle in front of my PC typing this blog in the wee hours of the nite..No late-night jaunts to the "Accenture BPO ke paas wala thela" for the last Kings, No discussions about the hot chicks over a cup of coffee with a "hot" sutta in between the lips..(One other thing common between chicks and cigarettes, besides both being hot is that "dono dheere-2 jaan leti hain,ek apni adaon se aur doosri apni hawaon se!! he he he he he he he)..Another attempt at a deadly, zehreela PJ gone awry!!

It all started in my last year of college with peer-pressure..why passive smoking when its more harmful than actually having a fag or two? Gradually, that one or two smokes became an unshakeable addiction..right from Gudang Garam to Marlboro,I've tried it all..Before quitting, I even tried one cigar.but that was like hell..3 of my friends besides me could not finish that "one large,black thing!!"
Hope I exercise the same restraint in the days to come..God give me the strength to weather this fire!! and requesting all my friends to give me a kick on my a$%e if u see me smoking..( This a$%e thing brought to my notice why the Yankees can't seem to distinguish between an animal and the bum!!)

No more sick Jokes!!Gud night and Sweet Dreams.

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