Tick,Dumb and Horny
No, I'm not alluding to myself as Tall,Dark and Handsome,though I'm one ,confirmed by the the long list of hot babes who die trying to make it out (friendship that is!!) with me (Believe at ur own risk!!)..The reference here is to the latest Bollywood movie "Tick,Dumb and Horny",whcih I had the pleasure of not watching based on the excellent reviews by Kaveree Bamzai and their ilk of movie-critics who slam any movie as "for the masses" or "for the classes".
The movie,as the name suggests is about three TDH friends named Tick,Dumb and Horny,la the three "Gandhiji's bandars" who can see nothing,speak nothing and hear nothing (updated to fit into this Kalyug).Dumb ,played by "Dino" (He is kindly requested to become extinct to live upto his name ASAP) is dumber,though I cannot fathom who of the three are the dumbest of all.Tick (of Chingaari "Sushmita Sen" fame, who was in the news in the recent past, for having said he was forced to have retakes of hot kisses with the curvaceous Sush by Kalpana Lajmi..the same movie where Sush alleged Prabhuji to have touched her inappropriately in some intimate scenes) makes viewers sick with his blind antics..Horny is the best of the lot,as he is spared the ignominy of listening to the shit that his other two friends spout.
The antics of TDH are many,but I'll quote one( which was incidentally "internalised" by one of "The Hutch Indian Laughter Challenge- Dwitiya" contestants)..Dumb goes to a shopkeeper who has five beautiful daughters,all "raapchik maals"..he asks in sign language for "501" Washing soap..The shopkeeper does not understand the unspoken,cryptic "code" (Would Tom Hanks have decipehered that too is a big question??) and asks his assistant,who replies that Dumb is telling him that "aapki paanch betiyan saari ek se badkar ek maal hain"..ha ha ha ha ha
The glam quotient is suffusely provided by fisher-woman Kim Sharma "Singh"(she really seems to have caught a big fish "Yuvraj Singh" in her net)..Not to miss the object-of-their-affection bootylicious Miss "Celina Jet-Li" in hot,pink figure-hugging pants..The music by God and his cahort is the high(or the low??) of the movie(what with the lyrics,music and songs all done by the one-in-all Himesh,who without fail makes an appearance in the title,"original" Remix track)..The movie has as many twists and turns as a 100m sprint race..
Grab a ticket and watch this movie-of-a-lifetime ASAP
(Disclaimer:The views expressed here are the sole authority of myself and may not be in general agreement.Anybody who tends to "remotely" disagree will be prosecuted la "Zinda" with 13 years of uninterrupted PrabhuJi's movies with sexy South Indian sirens of yesteryears,with songs like "Chad gaya Upar Re" remixed by God playing in the background)
The movie,as the name suggests is about three TDH friends named Tick,Dumb and Horny,la the three "Gandhiji's bandars" who can see nothing,speak nothing and hear nothing (updated to fit into this Kalyug).Dumb ,played by "Dino" (He is kindly requested to become extinct to live upto his name ASAP) is dumber,though I cannot fathom who of the three are the dumbest of all.Tick (of Chingaari "Sushmita Sen" fame, who was in the news in the recent past, for having said he was forced to have retakes of hot kisses with the curvaceous Sush by Kalpana Lajmi..the same movie where Sush alleged Prabhuji to have touched her inappropriately in some intimate scenes) makes viewers sick with his blind antics..Horny is the best of the lot,as he is spared the ignominy of listening to the shit that his other two friends spout.
The antics of TDH are many,but I'll quote one( which was incidentally "internalised" by one of "The Hutch Indian Laughter Challenge- Dwitiya" contestants)..Dumb goes to a shopkeeper who has five beautiful daughters,all "raapchik maals"..he asks in sign language for "501" Washing soap..The shopkeeper does not understand the unspoken,cryptic "code" (Would Tom Hanks have decipehered that too is a big question??) and asks his assistant,who replies that Dumb is telling him that "aapki paanch betiyan saari ek se badkar ek maal hain"..ha ha ha ha ha
The glam quotient is suffusely provided by fisher-woman Kim Sharma "Singh"(she really seems to have caught a big fish "Yuvraj Singh" in her net)..Not to miss the object-of-their-affection bootylicious Miss "Celina Jet-Li" in hot,pink figure-hugging pants..The music by God and his cahort is the high(or the low??) of the movie(what with the lyrics,music and songs all done by the one-in-all Himesh,who without fail makes an appearance in the title,"original" Remix track)..The movie has as many twists and turns as a 100m sprint race..
Grab a ticket and watch this movie-of-a-lifetime ASAP
(Disclaimer:The views expressed here are the sole authority of myself and may not be in general agreement.Anybody who tends to "remotely" disagree will be prosecuted la "Zinda" with 13 years of uninterrupted PrabhuJi's movies with sexy South Indian sirens of yesteryears,with songs like "Chad gaya Upar Re" remixed by God playing in the background)
posted by Rahul @ 5/29/2006 05:20:00 PM
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